I take pictures,
I no longer drive a time machine,
and I fall in love with the impossible.
Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?Just once in my life I would like to put an arrogant prick in his place this way.
Sandra Bullock’s Chola Girl Makeover courtesy of Baby Smiley
Wait, it was done by BABY SMILEY?!?! Love her!
[playing a hockey video game]
Trent: I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.
Mike: What? They don’t have fighting anymore?
Trent: Doesn’t that suck?
Mike: Why’d they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
Sue: I think kids were hittin’ each other or somethin’, man.
Trent: Yeah but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
Mike: Make somebody’s head bleed.
Sue: No man, we’re in the playoffs.
Sue: Pause the game.
Trent: Wait I’m gonna do my thing with the thing.
Trent: I’m gonna make Gretzky’s head bleed for super fan 99 over here